Ram into the nearest person head-first! Make em bleed!
...If they woke up and found out their bank account has infinite money?
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Feb 5th 2024 at 2:08:11 AM
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
the look of someone who just had suspension
Pay off my country's national debt (anonymously), for starters.
...had to work at Black Mesa as an intern for the summer?
Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 5th 2024 at 9:44:24 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Izuku's studying a textbook.
I'd probably panic because I wouldn't really have any idea on what I would be supposed to be doing as an intern.
...got sick with some sort of supervirus? "I have a lot of studywork to do."
Part-Time Omen of Death
I'd be having the weirdest fever dreams imaginable, and my cat would be very worried about my well being. Hopefully I pull through!
—
Gets to choose their very own starter Pokemon?
Stupid doomed timeline...
Lord Wiener
POPPLIO. Give me the sea doggo! 💙ðŸ¦
TNP wakes up one morning to find that they have become the protagonist of the last movie/game/show they watched/played/etc., and now they have to go through the same events that the protagonist does. Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
the look of someone who just had suspension
Lord Wiener
After getting over the initial shock and panic, I'll tell my family in case they don't already know. I just hope it doesn't turn into a Cassandra Truth thing. I might make jokes about it, but it will still cause an existential crisis that will haunt me for a long time.
TNP suddenly finds themself in a Sugar Bowl world. Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
totally non-filler title
i would be very ecstatic! …then i would find ways to start violence
…somehow finds themselves in the body of their avatar?
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
Izuku's studying a textbook.
I would be a bit startled, but I wouldn't mind.
...found themselves repeating the lyrics of a song uncontrollably for some unexplained reason? "I have a lot of studywork to do."
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
That's pretty much an everyday occurrence for me.
Walked in on their parents in the midst of some... delicate... matters.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Boisterous woman
Well my dad is dead, but if we pretend that's he's alive and back with my mom, my response is MY EYEEEEEEES!
TNP wakes up as their favorite villain.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Lord Wiener
I'm Joka!
So... am I in the fictional world, or the real world? If I'm in Klonoa's world, I will make an effort to be a redeemed version of Joka. I will try to find a way to bring Grandpa Back from the Dead and apologize sincerely to Klonoa for killing him. (Am I really to blame for killing Grandpa if I just suddenly took the form of the person who did?)
If I'm the real world... IDK. Since I look like a creepy clown thing, people will probably freak out and try to kill me, or maybe the government will capture me and take me to Area 51 to study me. 
TNP gets trapped in cyberspace, and Bo Burnham is singing "Welcome to the Internet" to you. Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
While the music would tick me off for sure, I would definitely take advantage of my situation and do a little... vigilante work.
Anonymous? Not anymore. Predatory individuals? Prey for the watchdog. Hackers? Payback time. Scientology? Rickrolled and fax-spammed to hell and back.
And maybe I'll cause a few gremlins just for laughs. Hee-hee!
TNP wakes up to find that their computer programs have come to life as cute anime-style characters.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
I'd find it cute at first, but actually using said computer would be very difficult.
...had their computer stolen? Currently Reading: N/A
Lord Wiener
I'd be pissed. I'd call the cops, maybe go full-on male Karen, whatever it takes to get it back.
TNP wakes up to find that the entire real world has gotten a "Repainted" mod, and now everything has meme textures. The sky, people and animals' bodies, grass, buildings, everything.
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
I would try to find the Vinesauce memes.
What if the next troper found themselves shipped with Link (who underwent a Gender Bender if the troper is male)?
Slightly ill
Kill whoever shipped me and her (in this case, apparently)
Fell through a wall? And where are they?... Why is everything this ugly shade of yellow??? And there's moist carpet... And god, the lights are so loud...
saying "omg is that eyes!!!" was funny the first billion times
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
First thing I'd do? Panic. Second thing: Panic some more. Third thing: run straight into the waiting jaws of whatever the fuck is lurking closest to me, begging to be eaten alive, swearing up a storm as I egg said beastie on.
Woke up in a parallel universe where you never existed?
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Izuku's studying a textbook.
I would try to introduce myself to others and get myself registered as a citizen of the country I lived in my original universe.
...was stuck in a traffic jam for 6 hours? "I have a lot of studywork to do."
I would either wait it out or at least look for another lane if it's safe to do so.
Find yourself on the receiving end of Fabricated Blackmail?
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
Chew them out, tell 'em to try harder, and send 'em a... well... a that thing that Chi-Chi keeps in her drawer
TNP finds themselves splattered by Truck-Kun and brought back as a ghost
Edited by Sierra-D421 on May 16th 2024 at 1:26:06 AM
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Just Another Acht Fan
i'd be a ghost that CLICKS ON THINGS! CLICK ON THIS! CLICK ON THAT! CLICK ON EVERYTHING!!!
what would happen if TNT found themselves in a medieval land? Think we're ready for that next floor, Eight.
Izuku's studying a textbook.
I would try to find a wizard who could help me get back to my time.
...forgot what they were gonna say originally? "I have a lot of studywork to do."
I'd park it to the nearest available spot because I don't have a driver's license.
…woke up with antlers on their head? "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"